Mmm. Honey.

I blogged about Nazis for a bit over on SBBN tonight. Also, I have the hots for Werner Klemperer.

Why?

Sums up my week thus far.

Rock.

Every conversation I have with my husband always ends up on the subject of Lord of the Rings instead. "The checkbook was off by 56 cents." "That's just like those trees in LOTR that sounded like Gimli but we weren't supposed to notice!"

Pecker.

"England and America are two countries separated by a common language."
George Bernard Shaw

Beth Ditto

Found on Chateau Thombeau:



"I Wrote the Book" by the fabulous Beth Ditto.

Because I wanted to, that's why.

Attention Husband!

Here it is, you lazy turnip.

Divorce is Entertaining

This is not a hint to any husband-shaped person or persons who may be reading. Promise.










In truth, the only thing I want to divorce is my favorite restaurant, which closed down unexpectedly, just in time for Cinco de Mayo. But I guess since it closed without notice, it divorced me before I could divorce it.