Monday, May 30, 2011

Rock.



Every conversation I have with my husband always ends up on the subject of Lord of the Rings instead. "The checkbook was off by 56 cents." "That's just like those trees in LOTR that sounded like Gimli but we weren't supposed to notice!"

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Pecker.





"England and America are two countries separated by a common language."
George Bernard Shaw

Monday, May 9, 2011

Beth Ditto


Found on Chateau Thombeau:



"I Wrote the Book" by the fabulous Beth Ditto.


Because I wanted to, that's why.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Divorce is Entertaining


This is not a hint to any husband-shaped person or persons who may be reading. Promise.










In truth, the only thing I want to divorce is my favorite restaurant, which closed down unexpectedly, just in time for Cinco de Mayo. But I guess since it closed without notice, it divorced me before I could divorce it.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Ham Still Sounds Delightful This Evening

Toby Huss MTV Sinatra promos from 1994:















Toby Huss MTV "Go to hell!" promos from 1994:







Compilation of other promotional bits from MTV:




And yet I still cannot find a copy of Toby Huss as Sinatra singing Onyx's "Slam."

Danger: Catblogging




My cat Simon.