Thursday, April 30, 2009

Cox Communications can suck it


For 2 weeks our local cable company -- Cox Communications -- has run the Emergency Broadcast Test at least once a day. It's always called a "weekly" or a "monthly" test, but it's quite obviously a daily test. I called them to complain because that's the kind of person I am. Cox said it was because of storm season, but why do they need to run a test daily or more to make sure it works? Why can't they do it 3 times a week or something?

Basically, we've ended up with something like 10 movies ruined because of the test. It ran over the last 45 seconds of "Gone With the Wind" the other day, and ran through the exciting ending of "Thunderbird 6" last night. I recorded a Jack Benny film that got really screwed up, because the Emergency Broadcast Test didn't cleanly cut off when it was over, and the picture stayed off for 10 minutes until it was fixed.

In conclusion, Cox can suck it.


Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Because I am here to help

Someone used this search string that sent them to my "real" "blog":
'classic movie' about a silent movie actress with a terrible voice after talking movies
You're looking for "Singin' in the Rain". The character is Lina Lamont and is played by the amazing, wonderful, beautiful, and wildly underrated Jean Hagen. And she was robbed of the Oscar when that psychobitch Gloria Grahame won instead.

Image stolen from Film Experience Blog, which you should all be reading right now. So get your hands out of your pants and go read it. Damn, do I have to tell you everything?

Louie Louie is too radical

Important determination: "Louie Louie" is too radical for anyone's parents. Especially mine, who are dead and thus don't rock down as much as they used to.

Next on my mix -- provided by a friend of mine who goes by the nym Goofproof -- was "Whole Lotta Shakin'", which I think was too radical for me. Sinister in its obscenity! Who's barn what barn my barn, indeed.


Image stolen from 45 RPM but not hotlinked because I am a wonderful person.

Monday, April 27, 2009

"Certain Things Are Likely" lyrics

These come from Jeff Grote, who was kind enough to scan the lyrics to the Kissing the Pink song "Certain Things Are Likely". A few years ago I decided to sit down and figure out the lyrics myself, since they weren't available on the web anywhere, but discovered that I couldn't understand a dang thing. I tried to buy a copy of the KTP album but every time I ordered a copy from a seller on Amazon, they mysteriously didn't have the album to send. Frustrated, I gave up. That's why I am extremely, unendingly grateful to Jeff for scanning these in, and I offer them here in text mainly for convenience.

CERTAIN THINGS ARE LIKELY - Kissing the Pink

Girl lean over bendy chair
Peer at creaky card
On her feet the white sock pair
Beneath the ground is hard

What's your mind on
What's your mind on

Patience in the line she sees
Snaps another card
Curtain wave above her head
Sun it shines so hard

What's your mind on
What's your mind on

Health shape body weight
Body made of steel
Push it up, drive it hard
Drive it like a wheel

Certain things are likely
Certain things I blame
Certain things are likely
They hypnotize me, hypnotize me
Like falling in love

In this race, fever face
Girl stand on her toes
China blue, look at you
Tattoo how it grows

What's your mind on
What's your mind on

Health shape body weight
Body made of steel
Push it up, drive it hard
Drive it like a wheel

Certain things are likely
Certain things I blame
Certain things are likely
They hypnotize me, hypnotize me
Like falling in love

Drive it like a wheel
Body made of steel
Sun it shines so hard
Hypnotize me, hypnotize me

Certain things I blame
Certain things I own
Some are too expensive
Help me build a throne

Buckle this, buckle that
Buckle all the way
Certain things are likely
Like falling in love

In this race, fever face
Girl stand on her toes
China blue, look at you
Tattoo how it grows

In this race, fever face
Girl stand on her toes
China blue, look at you
Tattoo how it grows

Note: This post originally appeared on my old blog Stacia's Stuff on 11/25/08

Apparently, I am a pervert

When I was a kid I used to watch "Bless Me, Father" reruns on PBS. The show starred Arthur Lowe as the priest of a small parish and Daniel Abineri as his young curate.

VERY young curate, apparently. I had a huge crush on Abineri as a teen and when I recently learned the show was on DVD, added it to my Netflix queue for sentimental reasons as well as to see Abineri again. You know, because he was so damned gorgeous, but also I haven't seen him anything since, or so I thought. More on that in a minute.

The first disk showed up today and I popped it in the player after dinner. Within a few minutes Abineri entered the scene... and he was just a boy! Look at him:



For some reason (insanity, I suppose) it never occurred to me that someone who looked so much older than me when I was 12 years old wouldn't exactly look as old to me now. He's still cute, though he's only 19 or so in this show. It seriously threw me for a loop when I saw him. I... I could be his mother! I'm a pervert who likes little boys!

A few years ago I realized the only time I'd seen Abineri was in the "Bless Me, Father" twenty*mumble* years ago. Since then, though, I had seen him and didn't realize it. He was behind the 2007 viral video "Mr President":



And he played Dr. Frank-N-Furter in a road performance of "Rocky Horror". I defy you to not find him unbearably hot as Frank. DEFY. YOU.

The moral of the story: It's marginally more acceptable for a thirty*mumble* me to think a 23-year-old Frank-N-Furter is sexy than a 19-year-old curate. At least that's what I tell myself.

This post was originally posted at my old blog Stacia's Stuff on 4/2/09